In the upcoming year, we will be having another FullMount MMA Prediction Contest (maybe this time for some cash) and some tiny new changes to the site. With the end of the world looming, FullMount looks to go out on a fuckin' bang because we don't want to end on a lame note. I would now like to proudly introduce to you the participants in this years Prediction Contest, with a new "competitor", if you will, added to our site.
This is me, Shawn looking stunning as always. The 2011 Prediction Contest winner looking to take that title once again and claim MMA greatness within this tight-knit community. I'll roundhouse you in the teeth and triangle choke your ass out cold, watch the fuck out.
This is Joe, who came in second place for the 2011 contest, just falling short of being crowned king on FullMount. With his new pearly whites, and his nerg packing skills, Joe looks to avenge this and kick me off of my throne. Watch out for this cool cat, with those healthy lungs he will show anybody who's the boss around here and blow your ass right off the mantle.
This right here is Vinny, one of the most retarded and insightful people around. Keep a look out for this rough rider, in no time he'll shove a fistful of Pho down your throat. Coming in third place for the 2011 prediction contest, Vinny is on a mission to prove his MMA intelligence. Piss him off and he will take you down, "cradle" you, "peterson" you, pin you, and probably hump your ass dry within seconds.
This is one of the best looking Mexican kids I know, Jon, but that isn't saying much. This brown wrecking ball will tool your ass in any video game on the planet, but couldn't get a ball in a basket for the life of him (just kidding pal). After coming in dead last in the 2011 prediction contest, Jon's pissed at the world and wants to prove he's no fake-ass MMA fan. Keep a look out for this foreign mother fucker, or he'll "BXR" you into oblivion.
I am glad to introduce the newest member of FullMount MMA, Alex. This Lebanese bombshell doesn't know left from right, but will school your ass in MMA history. He might hump you, touch you, and throw any gay reference on the planet at you until the end of day, but he has one goal, and that's to take the top of the FullMount MMA mountain in 2012. Good luck Alex, you're gonna need it to last around these parts of town you goofy piece of shit.
So that's it for our participants for this years FullMount MMA Prediction Contest, stay tuned for more great things to come and some awesome MMA action.
SL
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